It’s globalhyperthermalisticoceanacidosis
Once I was afraid to speak
When I just got a grant
My friends gave me meme a tweak
And said that it was a rant
But then one day I learned a word
That saved me social score
The biggest word for climate change
Let’s say it with a roar:
Oh, globalhyperthermalisticoceanacidosis
If you say it loud enough you’ll change Exxon’s prognosis,
Even though the thing it means is something quite atrocious,
globalhyperthermalisticoceanacidosis!
Hum diddleiddleiddle infra-red sky
Hum diddle greenhouse hum diddle-i
Hum diddleiddleiddle infra-red sky
Hum diddle greenhouse hum diddle-i
(I release this to the public domain.)