On the topic of “not saying ‘climate change'”

It’s globalhyperthermalisticoceanacidosis

Once I was afraid of Trump
When I just got a grant
My friends gave me meme a tweak
And said that it was a rant

But then one day I learned a word
That saved me social score
The biggest word for climate change
Let’s say it with a roar:

Oh, globalhyperthermalisticoceanacidosis
If you say it loud enough you’ll give a Trump neurosis,
Even though the thing it means is something quite atrocious,
globalhyperthermalisticoceanacidosis!

Hum diddleiddleiddle infra-red sky
Hum diddle greenhouse hum diddle-i
Hum diddleiddleiddle infra-red sky
Hum diddle greenhouse hum diddle-i

(I release this to the public domain.)